Monday, April 30, 2007

MAC is the King of Drag Make-Up

Obviously, MAC is the King of make-up. It can make any man, woman, or child feel like a beautiful drag queen in minutes. I own all the MAC colors that look like clown make up: Hot pink lipstick, fluorescent green eye shadow, and chunky gold crayons. Drag-tastic! I am usually very frugal and even found my boyfriend by digging through a garbage bin. HOWEVER, MAC is more valuable than gold.
Shockingly, I just purchased some MAC goo that I can actually wear in my cubicle: Pictured above is MAC tinted lip conditioner WITH my best friend, SPF. FRIEND WITH BENEFITS.
SPF = MAJOR BENEFITS including smooches, etc, sun protection, beach parties, etc.
MEANWHILE, go get this gooey shit! It's delightful. And very tasteful. I got the "Petting Pink" color and it is like a delightful lip balm for the lord's own tender angels. You can wear your drag make up after work.

4 comments:

anna said...

(I won't tell Christopher about your new "friend")

(The parentheses mean I'm whispering)

Christopher said...

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT??

THE CAPS MEAN I'M YELLING.

rosa said...

annie, all i can say is its good to have you back.

anna said...

Oh, um, we're just talking about girl stuff, Christopher. You know, nail polish, fashion magazines, the fact that Pippi's cheating on you with lip ba---I mean, err. Damn it!