Slut Shower

Thanks to Eli's fine recommendation, I was shocked and awed by the disgusting world of diaper cakes. They are cake-shaped stacks of diapers for fancy baby shower gifts. Imagine! A diaper for eating! That is just dirty.
Now we know where those Hollywood types get their shit-eating grins, eh? GET IT? BECAUSE POOP + EATING = POOPY FACE!!!!!!!
Math problem:
Diapers + Cakes = crapcakes
Ladies + Baby Shower = That slut got knoooooooooocked uuuuuuuup!

Dear Knocked Up Sluts: For your upcoming baby shower, I think it would be funny if you wore a dress that was kind of prim up top and then awkwardly short around the botto:
You should roll around on your sofa and lounge in such a way that you reveal that you are wearing weird, skanky, unders:A "skirted thong?" Hmm. Knocked up sluts are cuh-raaaaaazy!
Also: I bought you a blender for your shower!
Update: Oops! That's for a wedding shower!
Update: I bought you a diaper cake for your baby shower!
Sigh. The cycle begins again.