HAH! LE CAVOOF!

This weekend, I want you to wear something that will add an element of surprise to your life.

When you walk toward your admirers, they will say, "Oh. She is wearing le jacket! Whatoovs!"
That's when you turn around and say,
"OOF! I HAVE CAVOOFED YOU!"
"SACRE BLEU!" they'll say. "LE CAVOOF!"
"OUI! LE CAVOOF!"
"ONCE AGAIN, WE HAVE BEEN CAVOOFED BY OUR OWN CALOOOVF!"
"Yes. Once again, Madeliene."

Hah hah!
You are truly le bouf cazvoof!!!!!