Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pippi Picks Floppy Dicks

Oh ho! These earrings are made out of that plastic bead stuff!
How did that bead kit work? You made the design and then heated it up? Is that what we're talkin' bout here?

MEANWHILE, I just looked at the website again and realized that these are supposed to be floppy disks.

Floppy disks? BOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!
How about FLOPPY DICKS!
Now THAT is what EXCITES me.

COMPROMISE:
Floppy disks filled with pictures of floppy dicks.

3 comments:

Jess said...

$22 is too much for floppy dicks

jonah said...
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jonah said...

ear pippi,
if you were building an artificial man out of clay and using kabbalistic ritual to bring this golem to life, how would you clothe him? keep in mind that he will probably either grow to be enormous and wreck stuff. on the other hand, he might kill nazis instead.

keep in mind that i already made him, his name's Merv