Have you ever heard that fashion rule, "Look in the mirror and take off the first thing you notice" or whatever? I have a slight variation on that rule that I would like to share with you:
Pippi's Fashion Rule
Look in the mirror and count how old you are. You should be wearing one jewel for every year you've been alive.
Here is an example: If you are 90 years old, you should be wearing 90 diamonds.
To help us meet our quotas, the Miu Miu team has designed these bejeweled shoes:
You will also need some swirly clip-ons:
Obviously, you should be wearing fake eyelashes:
If you really know how to live, your eyelashes will be gold:
If you get sleepy before 12 and want to rest your eyes, you can put on this special ring:
The "Z" will tell onlookers, "Shhhhh! I am asleep! I am having ZZZZ time!! Don't bother me! Wake me up before midnight, please! Ok! Thank you! Now, go away." 
1 comment:
have you ever seen those fake eyelashes with the rhinestones on the ends? i sure have.
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