Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Pippi Still Love P.Anda

Ok. Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but please look again at Special P.Anda (AKA PippiPicks You Are Special November 2006 Award Winner Pamela Anderson)'s wedding photo that I posted earlier. Look at the cake.
Did you look at it?
DID YOU LOOK AT IT?
I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT I THINK P.ANDA'S WEDDING CAKE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A GIANT, 4-TIERED, CREAM-FILLED DONUT. OH MY COW.
I am still really shaken up about P.Anda's divorce, but a couple of weeks ago Pamm-o reported on her website diary that she's doing ok and she offered MY FAVORITE ADVICE EVER:
P.ANDA SEZ: "Don't get married on vacation!" I won't, Special P.Anda, I won't.
BUT!
If Magic P.Anda did get married again, I have picked out what I, Special Pippo, will wear:

I will wear this bitty dress so I can show Panda my killer gams.

Panda will be all like: "Don't get married on vacation."

I'll be like: "You had a donut as a wedding cake."

Then we'll start a band with 2 drummers, a harp, and a floppy, coked-out back-up singer.

4 comments:

annie said...

i call being the coked-out backup singer.

rosa said...

i want to be the cake!

rosa said...

oh... wait... will there be another cake? i guess if i can't be the cake i dont mind being a drummer...

rosa said...

dude-man-fromson, it looks like the bitty dress is already sold out! I guess $400+ is quite a steal for such a small piece of fabric...