If you purchase this "All Over Color Stick" which you are supposed to put on your "eyes lips or face!" you can smear your whole face with makeup for only $1! Hell! Rub it all over your legs, too! This shit's a bargain!
Soon, your honey will say, "My darling, you look cheap tonight," and you can say, "Thank you!"Your honey will say this because you have arrived at a party totally naked and smeared only with All Over Color Stick. He will recognize your beautiful frugality and mesmerizing boldness.
So will I, dear reader, so will I.
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This is, of course, a dramatic misstep on the part of the manufacturer. Everyone knows that the favored class of the elf race is wizard; there are several beauty-enhancing spells available for a mere pittance that make make-up unnecessary.
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