Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Pippi Puzzle

The Dolce Vita website seems to be having a hilarious sale. Almost everything is super discounted which means that now their shit is... still too expensive. Sweet! As you were! Continue to not buy things!
I am going to take this opportunity to illustrate my New Year's Eve/Day experience using the power of a clever riddle:
RIDDLE ME THIS!!
Here's a puzzle for all you puzzle-dogs:
Using only the following pictures and clues, can you guess how Pippi's New Year's experience transpired?
Picture #1: This dress is champagne colored!
Picture #2: The name of this dress on the site is the "Vivienne Westwood Hangover Dress:"

Ooh! A powerful mystery!
If you are thinking too hard and getting a headache, fill these boots with ice:Don't they look like those scrunchy ice packs that cartoon characters hold against their heads after fights? Now all you need is a steak for your black eye.
HAPPY 2007!!!
I AM GOING TO KEEP CELEBRATING THE NEW YEAR FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO SHOW ME ONE PRETTY LITTLE SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

annie said...

only $80 for a pair of scooped skimmers? $150 for cinched ankle booties? ONLY $225 FOR MULTI BUCKLE PLATFORM BOOTS?!?