Tuesday, January 9, 2007

How to Get Laid

Here is how to woo your next date:
1. If you are out at a restaurant, start making "eyes" at your date.
2. Seductively say, "Excuse me, I think I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable." Then say the last part again, louder, "MORE COMFORTABLE."
3. Go into the bathroom and change into these flannel jammies with pictures of mugs:

4. Return to the table and sit with your legs crossed on your chair the way that this model is sitting.
5. Say, "Ahhhhhhhhhh! These are sooooooooooo comfortable!"
6. Fall asleep on the table.
7. Wake up. Say, "Were you talking?"
8. Score


Adam said...

She's too busy to woo anything; she's trying to hypnotize the pterodactyl perched just to the left of the picture.

rosa said...

adam, i'm glad you brought that up. Pterodactyls have been suffering from unusually high anxiety levels in the past five years, and hypnosis has been a great solution. Thank you for spreading the word.

jonah said...

thanks pippi, it worked!