Ugly is the New Pretty

You might have noticed that what I love the most is UGLY. If something has a little bit of ugly in it, I'm like, "Peach-ayyyyyy. Niiiiiiiiice." This weekend I want you to wear things that have that special li'l bit of Ugly in 'em.
Try these yellow, gold, black, and white shoes:

Then wear a classic polka-dot-and-wolf skirt:Note: Do not wear these shoes and wolf skirt together. That's TOO much ugly. Instead, wear them with neon pink ski pants and a Coors Lite metallic bikini. That's a bold spring look.
Ugly is the new pretty, babies.