Monday, January 15, 2007

Pippi Picks Coco's Ass

Big news! The winner of the January 2007 Pippi Picks "You are Special" Award is...
Ice T's wife, COCO (AKA Nicole Austin)! I effin' LOVE this woman because she is completely crazy. She has won this award because she inspired me in the following ways:
1. She wore THIS to the VMAs:Look at Carmen Electra's face. She's like, "Damn. I totally could have worn my mesh dress tonight. I backed out because I thought it would be too 'out there' but I was totally wrong. Coco has the instincts of a hawk and the ass of a angel. I am OUTPLAYED."

2. Coco has an outrageous ass:
To honor Coco, I want you to get one of these Coco air fresheners from her COMPLETELY CRAZY website, cocosworld.com.

ALSO: When you are dressing yourself, ask yourself this: "What Would Coco Do (WWCD)?" You know the answer. Coco would marry Ice T. Then she would put her butt on a car, take some pictures of it, and sell it as a calender. Follow this leader.

2 comments:

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annie said...

I wonder what Ice T thinks of wife running a porn website. He probably thinks it's pretty cool.