Red Jeans

I'm not gonna lie - I love the red jeans thing that's going around.

You can spill tomato sauce on yourself and no one will know.
Red pants are pretty balls-out. Also, if you are getting chased by bad guys you can just yell, "I'M RONALD MCDONALD, BITCHES!!" and they'll say, "Whoa. She's nuts," and run the other way. Crisis averted, bitches.