Another year, another chance to find new ways of tricking your adoring public into thinking you have taken off your jammies.
Pippi Picks Special Advice Alert: If possible, do not take off your jammies! This dress will convince your friends that you have gotten dressed. HOWEVER, you will know that you are wearing another squishy sack with a sash and will LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
REMEMBER: Pippi Picks Squishy Shifts (PPSS)
Say it back to me:
"PPSS! Pippi Picks Squishy Shifts!"
GO!
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An itsy bitsy Uluru Fritzi for only $466! what a find!
if my jammies are covered in lambs, can i still pretend that i've already taken off my jammies?
WHOA! the last time i used the word "jammies" was when referring to the neon yellow lands end long johns that my sister and i wore to sleep in before the age of seven. and leggings are SO IN right now. i'm never taking off my jammies again.
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